Monday, August 12, 2002

Time Flies

Man this weekend flew. Got a load of stuff done, got all me old Meltwater 4 Track Demo Tapes tracks off tape and digitised for future posterity (at least the ones I thought worth saving) and to use for sampling for DJ Dio Bach.

Tidied up a load a shit in the work room as well. Old photos, crapola, bits and bobs... Who said life would be dull when you turned thirty? I think not...

Was having a look at this site, has some weird photos on it (not marvellous quality) but it's worth a look if you like strange phenomena and the like. Click here to visit Anomalies-Unlimited

Found it via B3ta, so thanks again guys, for wasting more of my time.....

Got this in an E mail earlier... Made me smile:

Your Daily Moment of Zen (Modified to reflect contemporary wisdom)

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. No one is listening until you fart.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

13. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

17. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

21. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.

22. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

Posted by Dio Bach at 20:14

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